Sorry, how rude of me, I won’t make the same mistake twice. You’re far to remarkable to miss, I don’t know how I didn’t notice you before. You are such a lovely creature that my mind must not have been able to process such a beauty.
I like to think that’s how Tom Hiddleston will greet me if we were ever at the same party together and he just turns around and I’m there.
That would be lovely.
I’m in a Hiddleston mood right now.
Occasionally I go through periods where I need to watch every piece of cinema and tv show an actor has ever been in. The actor’s very greatly though.
So far, I went through both Francos, it originally started with me needed to see everything James Franco has ever been in because for a class assignment we had to do a news story and my news story was about him on the Colbert Report and I had to talk about him and his future plans, the other girl in the newscast with me also ended up doing a story that involved him as well.
This is the class where I claimed he term, “Franco Fix.”
Because of all the research I did I was just spouting off facts for a good hour before we even had to practice the newscast and everyone thought it was hilarious and so the whole class thought I was obsessed with Franco and it got to the point where I started to get obsessed with him.
self-fulfilling prophecy?
Maybe.
Then the Franco craze was extended to his little brother Dave Franco.
Which was great cause my next one was Christopher Mintz-Plasse, and a lot of their work overlaps with one another.
He’s one of the ones I can’t explain though. One moment I’m watching him in Neighbors (Which I didn’t buy.) the next I’m like, I need to see everything he’s ever been in since the beginning of ever.
Then Norman Reedus who’s a bit harder cause a lot of his stuff is indy stuff or creepy scary stuff and I’m absolutely scared by creepy stuff but I love him on the Walking Dead and in Boondock Saints…struggles man.
And there goes Trail Mix who was in his office the entire time of this quiet empty morning…
I knew he was there though.
Cause I’m used to him being there with the door closed now I just think he’s always in there.
I’m gone in a week anyway so if I get caught singing I have nothing to feel scared about.
Oh gosh the lights are out.
Oh goodness the phone’s ringing too.
It’s like a horror movie…oh dangit.
I always thought I’d be the best friend who gets to live to the end cause I’m paranoid despite the fact that I go missing half way through the movie.
What should I do?
Whenever horror movies happen the person on the other end of the phone is terrifying.
Maybe I should turn the lights on first…
But the call is probably important cause I’m the Temp…so…
Answer phone first.
It was the prof that likes to talk.
He also has a very droan like voice that could put any insomniac to sleep.
Which I really don’t need right now cause I stayed up late last night.
I needed to watch all my shows.
See, Once Upon A Time returned last night and I gotta be honest, I’m totally rooting for the Evil Queen this time around.
She deserves a happy ending at this point.
They should bring back Peter Pan too…Peter Pan is my favorite in life, it’s gotten to the point where I have his autograph from Disney cause one of my club members got it for me. And the All Time Low song, Somewhere In Neverland was playing the morning of the premiere so all signs pointed that I needed to watch the premire…despite Peter not being there.
Then I went and watched Total Divas after cause I needed to know what was happening in the real life of some of my favorite people.
Mostly Naomi and Uso…they’re why I watch the show.
Plus Fandango when he shows up.
He’s so stupid witty funny I love it.
As opposed to Tom Hiddleston who is witty.
And amazing.
And perfect.
Perfect is the only thing to describe that wonderful creature.
So I now need to see his entire acting career…
I think I’ll be able to clear out an entire month and devote it to that.
Oh, someone else in the hallway…
Whatever shall I do?
Maybe the real work I was emailed about?
I think I’ll do that…
Though no one is in my hallway anymore so maybe…
Nah, I’ll be productive now and be lazy and doodle and ramble later…
I say I’ll be done this work thing by 11:30 a.m…let’s see.
Well, well, well, what do you know, I got it all done.
Typed, emailed and sent all before 11:30 and that was with a brief pause to talk to Club Leader.
I gave him the most basic rundown of Once Upon A Time last night and he’s like, yeah no.
It’s fine.
I then tried to explain Peter Pan’s big plot twist from season 3 and he got all confused especially when I said it made it awkward for me.
Peter Pan is a pretty person and I’ve always loved him as a character in general, so then Once Upon A Time happens and he’s all great and evil and I’m like, dude speaks to me.
Then plot twist.
I felt icky inside for a moment or two.
Plot twists make life awkward.
As does this hallway i’m in…it makes life awkward too.
I promised my friend Flower Power I’d send her a video of my hallway next time there’s no one here but me, but I can’t do that until later and when that happens there might be one or two people in the office, their doors just might be closed.
The hottie hot prof is usually here latish.
Which is cool cause you know, me and him…alone…in a hallway…
Where he closes his door cause he doesn’t want to be disturbed…
Boo.
Oh well, the hallway is crowded now anyway.
Trail Mix is back from class. Cool Dude is doing work.
I talked to another prof, man things are good today.
Just a lot of little things that I’ve already done and email reminders from Boss Lady. Like things she wants me to remind her of tomorrow when she shows up cause she doesn’t think she’ll be in today. Which is great for me cause I’m kind of out of it again.
Cause I was up late, like I needed to see who won the great food truck race but they didn’t show the rerun until 1 in the morning and then I got caught up in a really good book.
And another prof is back!
She usually stays a bit late too and also likes to give me things to do, which are fun and easy and I have a ball.
AND GREAT GATSBY!!
This kid just walked by my office.
Normal right?
No.
The kid was the same kid that I had one class with every semester. We never once talked to each other but we saw each other outside of class too. He goes to my bank. My grocery store. It’s like he was meant to be a reoccurring background character in my life forever. Whenever we were in a class and I would see him enter, cause I was always first to class between the two of us, we’d make eye contact and both our eyes would widen for a moment but then he carried on to his seat and I’ll go back to reading in mine. Occasionally I wouldn’t notice him until roll call was happening and I’d hear his name and turn to look at him and he’s looking at me. We acknowledge each other’s presence but never reached out to make a connection.
Then my final semester and he doesn’t have a single class with me…I’m slightly sad but you know what things happen, I thought he was out of my life for good. Then on…
HOTTIE HOT PROF
Anyway…
I apologize.
I shall continue…
…then on my first day after my last final ever I was biking home from my club. It’s about 10 or so in the morning and as I bike I see a man running towards me, I always smile at everyone as I’m biking it makes the world better cause everyone is smiling and happy and yay, so I look up smile and he smiles back and then I look at his face and it’s reocurring background character!
I thought that was the end of our thrilling saga, that was our final moment passing in the night.
Well morning.
But it was passing.
I felt it was complete, our saga as each other’s reoccurring background characters was over. Our story was over.
…then he just walked down my hallway.
I let out a loud gasp and covered my mouth like a fool, hoping maybe he didn’t hear me. He didn’t.
I just saw the back of his head though. Same soft looking brown hair peeking out and curling up under his backwards baseball hat. It can’t be him, no. Then a professor bumps into him and he says his name and I’m officially done.
He’s back.
My background character is back in my life for another passing moment.
Maybe 10 years down the line the background character will come back and it turns out he was my soul mate.
It could happen.
Sounds like something out of a movie though.
I wonder who would play me in the movie of my life.
I’m a fan of Felicia Day.
She’s also a redhead so that could work.
Same for Emma Stone.
Plus Emma Stone is with Spiderman…and I do like Spiderman.
I got the dress by the way. The epic and awesome Harley Quinn dress that I’ve been tempting myself with all week…I bought it. It fit perfect. The fabric wasn’t sketch at all and gosh did I love it.
Then of course, I’m at the mall, I gotta go to Spencers…I needed new gages. I lost my favorite big swirly ones so I went in and found a rainbow pair for only $10 which is a super steal, then they were having their buy one get one 50% sale and the nice sales guy that always rings me up at the register told me to look around cause I could find something I like even more…and I did. Despite the fact that my ears are gaged, I still bought the illusion earings cause mine aren’t that big and they were Deadpool and they were perfect and I’m wearing them now and they matched my Harley dress and my brain went all, “what the heck?” And I got them. Then it turns out that it was the final sale on my punch card, which was awesome, said I can get another one, and I’m like, I don’t really know…and he’s like, “It be smart cause the half priced pair can be the first punch on your next card and the free pair can be up to $15.” So then I’m like sold cause there were a pair of batman studs that I was contemplating but they were $15 and I’m too cheap to spend that on a pair of earings and now I own them and they’re also in my ears…I feel pretty.
So while my ears are Marvel vs. DC, the rest of me is still on the Once Upon A Time season premiere high, so I decided to break out the Peter Pan phone case, my Pirates of the Caribbean fancy locket, and my pirate ship painted on a whale tooth ring. So I’m representing my favorite guys.
Only cause I don’t have any Evil Quin merch or things that pass as evil queen merch.
Plus a Halloween Bat Ring.
…I’m getting ready for October.
It’s almost here.
I’m so ready.
Not really.
I gotta still do costume things.
Luckily I can make mine for probably under $10 if I really tried…
Which is exactly what I’m going to do.
Maybe I should start looking up some parts of it.
Though I don’t know about doing that on a work computer.
However I did just take a personality quiz…which was total tom foolery, cause they said I should have electric blue hair…I’m a redhead through and through…maybe pink one day though…I do like pink.
Cool Dude left his office.
I should pull up the decoy.
In the off-chance he enters my office…
I mean there’s a lot of printing things.
He’s back in his office now though…
I already finished my decoy work too…
Doodle?
Doodle.
…my doodle pen is out of ink…
So…I totally forget to grab a new doodle pen from my club during my lunch break.
I now need to go down there and get a new pen, the problem is of course I just sent out an email to a student to come to my office…
Well darn…
And there goes Trail Mix.
Knew he was in his office.
But why is it that the second I open this wonderous tab that has all my daily ramblings and what nots, that everyone decides to walk in or walk by or could somehow incriminate me…
I don’t like being able to be incriminated. I do my best to avoid those situations.
I don’t like awkward situations.
…well sometimes they’re amusing.
When I’m not in them mostly.
Then again sometimes awkward situations make for comedic moments. Like you have you and your homegirl talking and then all the sudden the person you’re talking about walks in and is like, “what’s going on?” you and homegirl play it off but the second the other person walks away the two of you are laughing like it’s nobody’s business.
So awkward moments are entertaining when you’re not alone in them.
There we go.
When you’re alone in them and there’s no one to witness it too.
Cause if there’s a witness to you and your awkward situation it could be comedic if the person you’re in the awkward situation with is your friend or acquaintance.
acquaintances are helpful with a lot of things in life.
I don’t know what to count as an acquaintance though.
I have different types of friends though.
The Class Friend: The one you don’t hang out with on the weekend, the one you don’t even have the number for, but if you miss class you can more than likely turn to them and ask what you missed and for their notes. Class Friends also are good when you’re in a class where group work is unavoidable. They usually end up being the person you sit next to for the entire semester, simply because you both like the seats.
Casual Friends: These are the people who you’re friends with. You know enough about them and actually do hang out with them occasionally. The most you guys would do is see a movie or go get something to eat, you see each other very rarely, and are more like a back up friend for when no one wants to see the awesome movie you want to see.
Best Friends: These are the people you talk to the most or they’re the ones that you bring up the most in conversations with other people. They’re the ones who are cool with just chilling at home bingeing on Netflix with you as you try to catch up on Doctor Who. Now depending on the friend’s jerk level, they might try to spoil it for you or they will be very anti-spoiler, that’s a more case by case thing though.
Family: This isn’t about blood, family doesn’t end with blood. These are the best friends that have gone above and beyond the level of best friendship. They’re the ones who will be there for you at any given moment, cause they know you’d do the same. They’re the ones that you worry about introducing the significant other to. Meeting family is one thing, meeting THE FAMILY is a whole nother ball game. You’ve been through the most with these people and they’re the ones that’ll be there until the end. Every normal potential best friend break up moment you could possibly go through, can happen to you and your family, but you will pull through and get to the point where you can joke about it. They see the real you. The you you’re afraid to show to others, but the you that’s welcomed with them.
That’s how I see friendship broken down. Also, Family are the friends that’ll shout SPOILER ALERT before they tell you a spoiler so you have the chance to cover your ears or ignore the text. I speak from experience.
I know things.
A lot of things.
So many things that it could make someone’s brain explode because of the sheer amount of things.
I’m really grasping at straws aren’t I?
I dunno! My wit is like second fiddle today and I’m 90% sure that Cool Dude is still in his office.
I’m afraid cause I want to run around and have fun cause the other secretaries have left. It’s just me in my hallway…or so it seems.
I don’t know for certainty.
The only way to truly know would to go down the hallway and knock on all the doors.
Maybe if I say house keeping they’ll be chill with me.
…should I do it?
NO WAIT! I’LL PULL A FROZEN.
Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock.
Do you wanna build a snowman?
I cannot wait for it to snow.
Well…actually I can cause I want to be able to celebrate Halloween. Like don’t get me wrong, Nightmare Before Christmas is my favorite movie.
And the crossover between the two holidays is so epic that I basically act the same way at both times of year, the only difference is I don’t want snow on Halloween…unless my yard is decorated like Nightmare Before Christmas…then I’ll welcome it, but as it stands now, Halloween is my creepy cute holiday.
And out decorations aren’t snow proof…
Well sort of.
The ghosts are trash bags, but they probably can’t withstand all that moisture and what not. That’s probably not cool.
Not cool bro.
Not cool at all.
So let’s hope for no snow this Halloween, deal?
Deal.
And I hear a door being unlocked…offically not alone in my hallway anymore.
So sad.
Though, judging by the echo of the door, the chances of it being the hottie hot prof are high.
Fingers crossed!
If someone were to look into my door two seconds ago they would have seen a sight.
Holding your face in a silly position for too long can hurt a bit though.
Ow.
Headache.
I now wanna build a snowman…
and ride my bike around the hall.
Come on this hallway is just asking for it! It’s not fair, I wanna bike through a hallway…
Maybe.
Before I leave for realzies I might do it.
No cameras, they wouldn’t see…
I’m too paranoid for that anyway.
My paranoia is pretty bad in general.
In fact hearing the hallway noises is like a sign to my paranoid brain that I should probably end this soon and what not…
Sigh.
If I must.
Toodles~
The Ramblings of a Mad Girl 